Zombies and nasties and reporters galore, rocking and writing and editing and more ... just some of the flavours of my November 2014...
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Sunday, 30 November 2014
Monday, 24 November 2014
Official Term Edition: The Walking Dead 5x07 memes...
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Only one more episode to go in this half-season, but in the mean time have three new memes.
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Only one more episode to go in this half-season, but in the mean time have three new memes.
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Click to Enlarge: Without fail...
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Friday, 21 November 2014
Triple Bill Mini Musings: Nasties, Grudges, and Battles...
Video Nasties: The Definitive Guide Part 2:
What's it about?
Jake West's follow-up documentary to 2010's examination of the 'video nasties' era in British film history. This time the fall out is covered, including such appalling events as the Hungerford massacre and the sadistic murder of James Bulger being linked to Rambo II and Childs Play 3 respectively. Other topics of discussion include the restriction of VHS cover art, former BBFC Director General James Ferman's fall from power, and the underground trading market which specialised in movies that were banned in the UK.
Who would I recognise in it?
Various commentators who appeared in the first part.
Great/Good/Alright/Shite?
"Draconian Days" is a fascinating companion piece to 2010's "Moral Panic, Censorship, and Videotape" and, much like its predecessor, has an awful lot of important things to say about freedom of speech, artistic expression, and censorship. We may not see sights like that of schlocky horror movies seized by the police being burned on pyres, but censorship today is still prevalent - albeit in far more insidious ways. Then it was about shielding the eyes of children from fake exploding heads, today it's the chilling aggression of social media when it comes to issues of political correctness. What hasn't changed is how some people claim offence on the behalf of others, how some people spit righteous fury without seeing - or allowing others to see - what is apparently causing offence, and how the vocal opinion of an outraged minority can (perhaps unjustly) shift the line in the sand. Both parts are extremely important documentaries and point out how, regardless of political hue, our entire political establishment were gunning for these movies. Funny then that these same flicks can now be found on shelves all across the nation, available to all (who are old enough to purchase them) and there hasn't been a mass corruption of society at large ... who'd have thunk it, eh?! Great.
Click "READ MORE" below for old bruisers and young warriors...
What's it about?
Jake West's follow-up documentary to 2010's examination of the 'video nasties' era in British film history. This time the fall out is covered, including such appalling events as the Hungerford massacre and the sadistic murder of James Bulger being linked to Rambo II and Childs Play 3 respectively. Other topics of discussion include the restriction of VHS cover art, former BBFC Director General James Ferman's fall from power, and the underground trading market which specialised in movies that were banned in the UK.
Who would I recognise in it?
Various commentators who appeared in the first part.
Great/Good/Alright/Shite?
"Draconian Days" is a fascinating companion piece to 2010's "Moral Panic, Censorship, and Videotape" and, much like its predecessor, has an awful lot of important things to say about freedom of speech, artistic expression, and censorship. We may not see sights like that of schlocky horror movies seized by the police being burned on pyres, but censorship today is still prevalent - albeit in far more insidious ways. Then it was about shielding the eyes of children from fake exploding heads, today it's the chilling aggression of social media when it comes to issues of political correctness. What hasn't changed is how some people claim offence on the behalf of others, how some people spit righteous fury without seeing - or allowing others to see - what is apparently causing offence, and how the vocal opinion of an outraged minority can (perhaps unjustly) shift the line in the sand. Both parts are extremely important documentaries and point out how, regardless of political hue, our entire political establishment were gunning for these movies. Funny then that these same flicks can now be found on shelves all across the nation, available to all (who are old enough to purchase them) and there hasn't been a mass corruption of society at large ... who'd have thunk it, eh?! Great.
Click "READ MORE" below for old bruisers and young warriors...
Monday, 17 November 2014
Road Safety Edition: The Walking Dead 5x06 memes...
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Only two more episodes to go after this week's change of scenery, so in the meantime have 5 brand new memes.
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Only two more episodes to go after this week's change of scenery, so in the meantime have 5 brand new memes.
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Click to Enlarge: I wonder what he'd make of Jackson Pollock...
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Friday, 14 November 2014
"Sleb" eBook FREE for a limited time offer!
Got a Kindle? Dig thrillers set in the absurd world of celebrity? Like FREE stuff? - well for the duration of Friday 14th & Saturday 15th November 2014, visit your local Amazon website and you can get my book "Sleb" for FREE and download it onto your Kindle anywhere in the world!
Don't have a Kindle? Download the Kindle App (which is also FREE) to your phone, tablet, or computer, and enjoy yourself some crazy celebrity chaos!
Sleb on Amazon US
Sleb on Amazon UK
Want to know more about "Sleb" - click HERE for info galore!
Don't have a Kindle? Download the Kindle App (which is also FREE) to your phone, tablet, or computer, and enjoy yourself some crazy celebrity chaos!
Sleb on Amazon US
Sleb on Amazon UK
Want to know more about "Sleb" - click HERE for info galore!
Monday, 10 November 2014
Creeper Edition: The Walking Dead 5x05 memes...
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A mullet-tastic fifth episode in the new season ... time for 4 brand spanking new memes.
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A mullet-tastic fifth episode in the new season ... time for 4 brand spanking new memes.
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Click to Enlarge: Try and shake free from that image.
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Thursday, 6 November 2014
Double Bill Mini Musings: Chainsaw Brides and Flesh Addicts...
Rec 3: Genesis:
What's it about?
A beautiful wedding reception is torn to bloody shreds after an infection turns the guests into undead ghouls possessed by fallen angels.
Who would I recognise in it?
Leticia Dolera.
Great/Good/Alright/Shite?
Ditching the found footage format of the first two movies inside twenty minutes, the bulk of the film unfolds in a traditional cinematic style while retaining the 'religious zombies' angle that helped define the franchise. The central characters - Groom Koldo and Bride Clara - bring a 'love conquers all' vibe to the gore-soaked proceedings, with Clara kicking a particularly impressive amount of arse, at one point wielding a chainsaw in her blood spattered wedding dress. Suffice to say, she's a heroine you'll be rooting for from the get-go as she attempts to find her broad sword-wielding husband amidst the carnage. Everyone else is cannon fodder, and the film lacks the nerve-shredding frights and infection paranoia of the first two films - opting for more of a gung-ho action horror vibe - but it's plenty of fun for the duration. Good, albeit on the lower end of the scale.
Click "READ MORE" below for Michael Fassbender rodgering his way through New York...
What's it about?
A beautiful wedding reception is torn to bloody shreds after an infection turns the guests into undead ghouls possessed by fallen angels.
Who would I recognise in it?
Leticia Dolera.
Great/Good/Alright/Shite?
Ditching the found footage format of the first two movies inside twenty minutes, the bulk of the film unfolds in a traditional cinematic style while retaining the 'religious zombies' angle that helped define the franchise. The central characters - Groom Koldo and Bride Clara - bring a 'love conquers all' vibe to the gore-soaked proceedings, with Clara kicking a particularly impressive amount of arse, at one point wielding a chainsaw in her blood spattered wedding dress. Suffice to say, she's a heroine you'll be rooting for from the get-go as she attempts to find her broad sword-wielding husband amidst the carnage. Everyone else is cannon fodder, and the film lacks the nerve-shredding frights and infection paranoia of the first two films - opting for more of a gung-ho action horror vibe - but it's plenty of fun for the duration. Good, albeit on the lower end of the scale.
Click "READ MORE" below for Michael Fassbender rodgering his way through New York...
Monday, 3 November 2014
Lollipop Edition: The Walking Dead 5x04 Memes...
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A little holiday from Team Rick this week, but the memes keep coming - have 8 brand new ones! Finally we were able to find out what that bit at the end of the Comic-Con trailer was all about...
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A little holiday from Team Rick this week, but the memes keep coming - have 8 brand new ones! Finally we were able to find out what that bit at the end of the Comic-Con trailer was all about...
Click to Enlarge: Ominous systems of protection ... creepy.
Click "READ MORE" below for the rest of this week's memes **EPISODE SPOILERS AHEAD***