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“ALIEN Was Just The Beginning … Hell Has Just Been
Relocated!” Produced by Roger Corman – on a relatively handsome budget
of $700,000 – if Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) was New World
Pictures' answer to 1977's Star Wars, then Galaxy of Terror was
clearly their less-than-subtle take on Ridley Scott's Alien (1979).
Swapping out H.R. Giger's iconic xenomorphs for – among other things – a giant
and rapacious worm-thing – and sticking with the basic setup (oblivious crew
sent to a hostile planet to investigate suspicious goings on), Bruce D.
Clark's sci-fi horror nonetheless throws up some pleasing surprises...
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“Death will surround you.” Somewhere in the
wind-swept, fog-choked murk of a far flung alien planet – not too dissimilar
from a certain LV-426 – lies the Remus, short on crew and in sore need of a
tidy up. All hope is lost for those on board, but to The Master – a fan of
games with a big, red glowing head – an opportunity presents itself, but at
what cost?
“Hang onto your shorts, we're gonna dump.”
Hastily assembled, a new crew – lead by Mission Commander Ilvar (Bernard
Behrens) and Captain Trantor (Grace Zabriske, Twin Peaks) –
embarks on their journey in a manner that would surely furrow the brows of many
a Health & Safety Officer. He's an old man short on courage and yearning
for home, while she's a rogue operator and the sole survivor of an infamous
massacre that has haunted her for years. No sooner have they exited hyper speed
than they're drawn down by unknown forces to crash land on the planet. The
ship's in a sorry state but their mission comes first, and so the exploratory
team is sent out to search for survivors – and answers.
“I don't sense life, I feel absolutely nothing at all;
I've never felt anything so empty, so dead.” Baelon (Zalman King)
is impatient and not about to win any Team Leader of the Month awards, while
Cabren (Edward Albert) is his level-headed antithesis, partnered with
psy-sensitive Alluma (Erin Moran, Happy Days' Joanie Cunningham).
Also along for the ride are tight-lipped crystal-lobbing Quuhod (Sid Haig),
blonde bombshell Dameia (Taaffe O'Connel, New Year's Evil), and
fearfully fretful Cos (Jack Blessing). Naturally, with a giant space bug
lurking within the crumbling bowels of the Remus, it's not long before a
sharp-clawed beast claims victim number one.
“The Master sends meat, but the Devil sends cooks.”
You'd think that would be their cue to get the hell out of dodge (and maybe
nuke the site from orbit), but whatever forced them down exists at the
unscannable Point 419 – a gargantuan and foreboding pyramid. Trespassers
beware: slimy tentacles, glow-eyed aliens, and fear itself await all those who
venture beyond it's Giger-esque exterior. Will the explorers discover the
mystery of what happened to the absent crew of the Remus, and how many will
live to tell the tale?
“If you live through this you'll be bringing her
roses.” Also featuring Robert Englund (the one and only Freddy
Krueger) and Ray Walston (Spicoli's nemesis in Fast Times At
Ridgemont High), Clark's film boasts an impressive cast – and an
impressive production design. Promoted from Art Director on the previous year's
Battle Beyond The Stars to Co-Production Designer (with Robert Skotak)
and 2nd Unit Director here, is none other than James Cameron – he of
Terminator/Titanic/Avatar fame. Indeed, throughout many
portions of Galaxy of Terror you can sense the visual seeds of LV-426
and Hadley's Hope as they were in Aliens: the sequel to the film GoT
was imitating, that was directed by James Cameron. Fun fact: Cameron hired his
future frequent colleague Bill Paxton as a Set Dresser on this production.
Utilising an in-camera combination of impressive sets, miniatures, and matte
paintings, what Galaxy of Terror lacks in pace it makes up for in
presentation.
“I live and I die by the crystals.” While
things get off to a brisk start, once the endless 'I wonder what is down
this corridor' walking about begins, the film begins to slow – albeit with
intermittent moments of gore-splashing violence. The high-minded esoteric ideas
that the movie is founded upon are ultimately rewarding, but they make for troublesome
storytelling blocks that threaten to derail Marc Siegler and B.D. Clark's
script come the second half.
“I'd rather dance on top of this damn thing than
squeeze through it.” There is still an awful lot of charm to Galaxy
of Terror – from the flashing lights, analogue switches, and CRT monitors
filled with flashing read outs on the space craft, to several memorable moments
(death by severed arm!) – that mostly excuse its
weaknesses. Not everything works, but all involved are given a little something
to work with in a film that isn't afraid to combine outré shocks with literary
introspection. In space no-one can hear you scream – or craft a knock-off – but
it's all good fun in the end.
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