“How Mr Snuffles III and Others Met Their Maker” is a
transgressive dark comedy about Elnora Green – a morbidly romantic, self-made
animal therapist to the stars, whose speciality lies in post-mortem pet
portraiture. Encountering the bizarre denizens of the celebrity pet world, from
Lucky & Lillith the genocidal Golden Hamsters to Monty Mayhew Mapother
& Wallace Wilberforce Williams the grotesquely materialistic Terrapins,
Elnora and Parker Flynn – an extremely talented taxidermist – embark on a
vertically integrated business venture, which punishes the wicked while riding
the razor's edge of psychopathy.
Elnora may be the humble-looking girl with the major
overdose of freckles, orphaned by an impromptu flight to Fiji and stuck living
with her Uncle – a locksmith by day and burglar by night – but what strange
truth lies behind that missing pinky finger of hers? Even the weirdest kids in
school steered clear of Elnora, bewitched as she was by serial killers, and
haunted by night terrors of Ted Bundy's Electric Boogaloo and the All-Star Rope
Swingers, yet deep down she dreams of a twisted love affair … but how twisted
will it all end up being?
Also includes the short story “The Great and The
Good”, featuring some of the pet owners referenced in the main story, in which
gossip from behind the velvet curtain, and the rehabilitating merits of
altruism, clash with a hallucinatory public meltdown.
"How Mr Snuffles III and Others Met Their Maker" is available worldwide via Amazon in Paperback Print, for Kindle eBook, or for the Kindle App (for Apple, Android, and Windows Phones, Tablets & Computers - the App is free to download).
AMAZON UK (eBook and Paperback):
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Or visit your local version of Amazon and search for "Mr Snuffles III" - please note that this book is currently only available in the English language.
CREATESPACE eSTORE (Paperback):
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VIEW SAMPLES FROM THE SCREENPLAY VERSION HERE.
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