"Celebrityville"





Jack Carter Christian – that actor in that film you think you saw once – used to be an accomplished star of the silver screen. Now he's best known for his impending divorce from the world-famous mega-starlet Sandi Valone Rockwood. She's far removed from the natural beauty with the coy smile that entranced him all those years ago – now she's a surgically-altered viper addicted to microwave meals and children's juice drinks. Likewise, Jack's undergoing a very public change of character after an on-set head injury turns his world upside down. Hounded everywhere he turns by social media 'clicktivists' and hashtag protesters, Jack soon finds himself in deep trouble – as deep and dark as the cavernous pit in his stomach when he realises the horribly enticing truth about what's he's capable of. Say goodbye to the affable character actor, and hello to the avenging angel of Celebrityville.


This crime thriller with a satirical bite features a roster of rogues who inhabit the strange and glittery corners of the celebrity world. Amongst them are a comedian with an ego the size of a small continent, a burger flipper who taints celebrity orders for social media likes, a diminutive but extraordinarily fierce personal assistant, and a washed-up adult star under the thumb of a higher power. "Celebrityville" is an absurd dark comedy with murderous thrills.

Notorious Stranger/Ridiculed Icon/Dominated Avenger – this is the first story in the “Celebrityville Series”.

Also includes the tie-in short story “The Great and The Good”, in which gossip from behind the velvet curtain, and the rehabilitating merits of altruism, clash with a hallucinatory public meltdown.


"Celebrityville" - the first book in the Celebrityville series - is available to buy worldwide via Amazon in Paperback Print, for Kindle eBook, or for the Kindle App (for Apple, Android, and Windows Phones, Tablets & Computers - the App is free to download).

AMAZON UK (eBook & Paperback):
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Celebrityville-Nick-Thomson-ebook/dp/B00TUCH9J4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1424775382&sr=8-2&keywords=celebrityville+nick+thomson

AMAZON US (eBook & Paperback):
http://www.amazon.com/Celebrityville-Nick-Thomson-ebook/dp/B00TUCH9J4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1424775430&sr=1-1&keywords=celebrityville+nick+thomson

Or visit your local version of Amazon and search for "Celebrityville Nick Thomson" - please note that this book is currently only available in the English language.

SMASHWORDS (eBook):
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/524694


"Celebrityville" is in Smashwords' Premium Catalog, which means you can get your copy from Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Scribd, Oyster, Kobo, OverDrive, Flipkart, Baker & Taylor (Blio, Axis360), Page Foundry (e.g. Inktera.com, Versent.com, Android eBook Store).

Additionally, via Kobo, you can access this book at WH Smith (UK), FNAC (France, Portugal), Livraria Cultura (Brazil), Angus & Robertson (Australia), Bookworld (Australia), Indigo (Canada), Collins (Australia), Feltrinelli (Italy), Paper Plus (New Zealand), Play (UK), Rakuten (Japan), as well as Buy.com (now Rakuten, US).

N.B. If you don't see it on one of these services yet then please give it time as it can take a little while before it'll find its way into their systems.

BARNES & NOBLE (Paperback & 'NOOK Book' eBook):
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/celebrityville-nick-thomson/1121280507?ean=9781508575856

CREATESPACE eSTORE (Paperback):
https://www.createspace.com/5330717

ALSO AVAILABLE: "Sleb: Tigress of Celebrityville" - the second book in the Celebrityville series - can be ordered now in eBook and Paperback formats! Click here for more information. 

"How Mr Snuffles III and Others Met Their Maker" - Click here for more information.

"Dug Deep" - a supernatural horror thriller. Click here for more information.

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