Thursday, 15 May 2025

The Bikini Car Wash Company 2 (Gary Dean Orona, 1993) Review

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Hasn't money always turned you on?” Despite having the character and plot depth of a puddle on a summer's day, 1992's The Bikini Car Wash Company – like a Playboy magazine without the articles – proved to be enough of a hit to deserve a sequel. But how do you expand upon such a meaty concept as bikini girls washing motor vehicles? With lingerie, that's how!...


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Wednesday, 30 April 2025

Flavours of the Month: March & April 2025...

A bit of the old bish-bash-bosh, retro in a half-shell, and a ruddy good flashback is just some of what's been setting the tone of my March and April 2025...

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Sunday, 16 March 2025

We Are Zombies (RKSS, 2023) Review

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The magnificent head spinning zombie dude!” The dead are back, rising from the grave; even the living aren't dying any more – but despite expectations, they're not into all that flesh gobbling malarkey … they're just here, getting under everyone's feet, but for how long?...


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Thursday, 27 February 2025

Flavours of the Month: January & February 2025...

Hopping about Parisian rooftops, bloody dramas, and some alternative retro beat-em-ups is just some of what was setting the tone of my January & February 2025...


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Wednesday, 15 January 2025

The Bikini Car Wash Company (Ed Hansen, 1992) Review

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Look at the improperness of your attire, young lady!” There's always been a joke about Playboy magazine from the mouths of those caught red-handed with a copy – “I read it for the articles” (and not for the ladies with their jubblies out) – and yet the publication was known for its quality writing on a whole range of subjects, giving many new writers access to a wider audience. Without those articles, though, what do you have left? And that's kind of what The Bikini Car Wash Company is – Playboy without the articles...


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