Friday, 15 March 2013

The Case of the Bloody Iris (Giuliano Carnimeo, 1971) DVD Review...

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With The Case of the Bloody Iris, fans of gialli will experience one of the era's best examples, particularly as it shares much of the same talent as another prime representative of the lurid murder mystery movement – The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh (Sergio Martino, 1971). Both films star Edwige (Strip Nude For Your Killer, Phantom of Death) Fenech and George (My Dear Killer, All The Colours of the Dark) Hilton, while boasting superb scripts from Ernesto (Torso, Almost Human) Gastaldi, and crystalline editing by Eugenio (Oasis of Fear, The Good The Bad and The Ugly) Alabiso. Suffice to say, if you were a fan of landmark giallo The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh, you will be treated to a similarly luxuriant banquet of sumptuous visuals, sinister chills, and otherworldly beauty...


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Monday, 11 March 2013

Badass Beth, Diplomacy, Pervy Merle, and Sexual Relations: The Walking Dead 3x13 Memes...

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A slow-burn episode, but fraught with tension nonetheless. Have eight memes to calm yourselves...

Click to Enlarge: Shit just got real...

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Sunday, 10 March 2013

Triple Bill Mini Musings: Powers, Writing, and Eastwood...

Chronicle:
What's it about?
Three teens tumble down a veritable rabbit hole and come out the other side with telekinetic superpowers. At first it's a bit of fun, but then things take a darker turn as their powers grow and the disaffected youth in their midst slowly caves in.
Who would I recognise in it?
Michael Kelly.
Great/Good/Alright/Shite?
Written by Max Landis (yes, he is), the film kicks off with some dreadfully blunt 'found footage' tropes and some gear-crunchingly clunky dialogue - indeed, I damn-near turned the film off - but I had heard so many good things about it that I figured it must get better, and get better it does. Once the teens (mopey loner with parental problems, his arrogant cousin, and the popular jock with political aspirations) gain their superpowers, things get fun - what would superpowered teenagers do? They'd play pranks, blow up girls' skirts, and learn how to fly (the latter proving to be a spellbinding sequence that makes you wish you could fly too) ... but with the pressures of high school particularly crushing for one of the trio, things move into dark territory in a satisfying way that culminates in a thrilling finale. The biggest problem with the film though is the 'found footage' approach - I'm sick to death of this style. Yes, it's worked well in some instances, but it's so over-done now, and the biggest problems with it remain in place.

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Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Where's Carl?, Dale Tales, and Driving: Various Walking Dead Memes *UPDATED*...

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A quadruple dose of random TWD memes - enjoy.


Click the Enlarge: Carl - Season 3 Arse Kicker...

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Monday, 4 March 2013

Road Trip Edition: The Walking Dead 3x12 memes...

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A superb episode - the best of the back-eight so far, and certainly one of the best of the season - and what's more, it produced a bumper crop of 13 memes!

Click to Enlarge: Just like old times...

Click to Enlarge: Guns and Cars aren't her specialty...

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