Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Friday, 19 January 2024

Vice Academy (Rick Sloane, 1989) Review...

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“A Vice cop?! I feel used and violated.” From 1984 through to the end of the decade, six Police Academy movies were released (a seventh came in the mid-90s). What started out as a raunchy comedy quickly turned into a family franchise with cartoonish gags and even broader characters, rendering it practically a parody of itself. And still, along came Vice Academy, a cheap-as-chips combination of sauciness and spoof, in which a gaggle of goofy police trainees – headed up by Scream Queen legend Linnea Quigley (Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-o-rama) – attempt to make ten arrests to qualify for graduation. First stop, that most hilarious of subjects: an under-age smut operation … wait, what?!...


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Monday, 24 August 2015

Fear The Walking Dead 1x01 memes...

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So we've finally had a look at what 'Fear The Walking Dead' is all about. When I first heard about the idea way back when I was a little wary of the idea, but having seen the opening episode, I must say I'm pleasantly surprised - and very much looking forward to the second episode.

Whether I end up doing memes for every episode (like I do with TWD) remains to be seen, but I had a couple of ideas that made me chuckle ... so here they are.

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Click to Enlarge: If only...

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Monday, 30 March 2015

Season Finale Edition: The Walking Dead 5x16 memes...

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Well that's all for this season, folks! 4 new memes to round off what's been a fantastic season.

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Click to Enlarge: Just to be doubly sure you get the brain...

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Monday, 23 March 2015

Crazy Rick Edition: The Walking Dead 5x15 memes...

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Another bumper crop: 6 new memes for this, the penultimate episode of the season.

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Click to Enlarge: "Carl and Enid hiding in a tree..."

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Monday, 27 October 2014

Machete Edition: The Walking Dead 5x03 Memes...

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Click to Enlarge: Maggie don't dig spoilerifics...

Three episodes deep and all of this week's memes are spoilers for the episode, so take mind of Maggie's warning before you step forth for four brand new TWD memes. It's surprising just how tricksy the editors of the TWD Comic-Con trailers are ... they're masters of misdirection.

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Monday, 4 March 2013

Road Trip Edition: The Walking Dead 3x12 memes...

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A superb episode - the best of the back-eight so far, and certainly one of the best of the season - and what's more, it produced a bumper crop of 13 memes!

Click to Enlarge: Just like old times...

Click to Enlarge: Guns and Cars aren't her specialty...

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Saturday, 17 November 2012

Walking Dead Debrief 3x05 "Say the Word"...

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WARNING: EPISODE 3x05 SPOILERS AHEAD!

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Monday, 17 January 2011

Hextuple Bill Mini Musings: December-to-January...

Silent Night, Deadly Night:
There are moments during this festively themed slasher that are surprisingly nasty and mean spirited ... not that slashers are generally known for their good natured hugs and kisses, that is ... but it is easy to see how the premise alone enraged a whole league of middle American soccer moms.

What is actually messed up though is that some of the Santa Slaying stuff goes on in front of child actors, which was a bit odd and uncomfortable to see ... however outside of that it's a decent killer flick, even if it becomes more about disjointed scenes in the second half, unlike the clear narrative paths of better known slashers.


Fantastic Mr. Fox:
Charming, in a word. Roald Dahl's tale is given the old school stop-motion animation treatment, with big-and-indie-name cred, and it was really quite enjoyable. Not much to say about it really, but I dug it.


Return to The House on Haunted Hill:
A cheap direct-to-DVD sequel to the post-Scream mental asylum jumper. It's a shame the characters are either bland and uninteresting, or off-the-peg baddies, because the central plot could have been fairly interesting - especially if they'd gotten more into the house itself and it's tortured past. Quite frankly just seeing a few flashes of horror icon Jeffrey Combs (who has no dialogue bar one "NOOOOOO!") isn't good enough and it feels like a missed opportunity ... and once again I'm left still wanting a properly good mental asylum horror flick.


Beyond the Valley of the Dolls:
This 1970 Russ Meyer flick (written by, weirdly, Roger Ebert) is so insanely 1960s than even the 1960s weren't this 1960s. Words of the decade are thrown around at machine gun pace, everyone's into the free-love-and-drugs, and good lord it's just too long. Meyers hadn't really gotten into his full-on swing yet, but his fast-cutting and creative visuals (a precursor to the music video) at least give a bit of flair to all the nonsense that's going on. It's strengths are also its weaknesses.


Crazy Heart:
Not a lot to say about this one, but Jeff Bridges is on tip-top form as an alcoholic country singer given a shot at personal redemption and another shot at the big time. His Oscar was well deserved.


The Bone Collector:
A properly 1990s Se7en cash-in that takes the sinister tone and shocks of Fincher's stand-out horror/thriller and waters them down for more mainstream tastes - an assertion summed up by the rushed reveal, and feel good ending. Before that, however, it was a decent enough serial killer thriller ... although still very much in debt to the superior Se7en.